Not from The Onion

Man drinks 13 beers during a half marathon he didn't train for

“There was no point where I thought I wouldn’t finish,” Farnan says, despite deciding to run just the day before the race. “I thought, you know, I’ll do it, but I haven’t been training properly. How do I run it without being worried about my time?” The answer was "beer."

Isn't beer always the answer?